Postgame
Far be it from *us* to gloat in victory. … !
After the game, luxuriate in the past, present and future of Mariner domination. Specifically, the most recent three hours' worth. Men only, unless (obviously) you're a woman who relishes victory. Leave us savor, lick and wallow in the blood of Orcs gone perished on the Safeco altar.
And while we're at it, we shall of course monologue on how feeble the Orcs were compared to us, how inevvvvvitable the Orcs' defeat was, how the world will soon be ours, and how James Paxton's 1-2 curve ball was destined to draw a wave and miss from any mortal man.
Posts in this blog:
Dr. D has never seen anything quite like J.A. Happ
Posted on: 04/28/15
Neftali makes dubious decision, sticks fingers in Kyle's mouth
Posted on: 04/19/15
23 Comments
A few compasses to be found, perhaps even a black box
Posted on: 04/16/15
5 Comments
Actually, nobody told us you'd jam 6 words into a half-note
Posted on: 04/02/15
What gets 0.9 runs without swinging a bat?
Posted on: 03/19/15
Here's Dr. D being desperate
Posted on: 09/23/14
1 Comments
Is the coin op starting to look a little retro here?
Posted on: 09/21/14
6 Comments
Reminded Dr. D of the 1990's Bartolo Colon
Posted on: 09/19/14
3 Comments
"You cannot be serious" Dept.
Posted on: 09/19/14
2 Comments
6 years to become an overnight success, Dept.
Posted on: 09/18/14
6 Comments
Don't be here (in the Wild Card Game) when I am
Posted on: 09/18/14
2 Comments
It was going great until the triple axel
Posted on: 09/18/14
9 Comments
… or not
Posted on: 09/17/14
Call Dr. D's tech department in the morning
Posted on: 09/17/14
6 Comments
M's -1.0 games behind KC, but have tiebreaker in hand
Posted on: 09/14/14
8 Comments
Who's under more pressure, us or Oakland?
Posted on: 09/10/14
5 Comments