Postgame
Far be it from *us* to gloat in victory. … !
After the game, luxuriate in the past, present and future of Mariner domination. Specifically, the most recent three hours' worth. Men only, unless (obviously) you're a woman who relishes victory. Leave us savor, lick and wallow in the blood of Orcs gone perished on the Safeco altar.
And while we're at it, we shall of course monologue on how feeble the Orcs were compared to us, how inevvvvvitable the Orcs' defeat was, how the world will soon be ours, and how James Paxton's 1-2 curve ball was destined to draw a wave and miss from any mortal man.
Posts in this blog:
One-offs from the Mainframe
Posted on: 06/30/14
22 Comments
Dr. D sweating cannonballs early on
Posted on: 06/30/14
Dr. D danced the futterwacken most vigorously
Posted on: 06/30/14
9 Comments
Stars & Scrubs -vs- Cleveland jinx = SSI Wins
Posted on: 06/29/14
7 Comments
Of blunderbusses (SP, RP), Michelangelos, and Elmer Fudds (Dr D)
Posted on: 06/25/14
19 Comments
McClendon's political capital is growing with compounded interest
Posted on: 06/25/14
8 Comments
Right on cue, Gordon's warm-weather crooked numbers
Posted on: 06/23/14
2 Comments
and 1.6 walks. The enemy lineups are running in sand
Posted on: 06/14/14
1 Comments
Tomorrow's News Today, dept.
Posted on: 06/11/14
"Somebody has to hit cleanup," Dept.
Posted on: 06/10/14
5 Comments
I got yer Baseball Info Solutions right here, pal
Posted on: 06/08/14
11 Comments
"Get that weak slop out of the lane," they advise him
Posted on: 06/02/14
1 Comments
Mr. Bean heads to the batter's box vs Felix
Posted on: 05/23/14
1 Comments
Right brain, Left brain Dept.
Posted on: 05/13/14
13 Comments
Enough. Comedy. Jokes.
Posted on: 05/11/14
5 Comments
Could Romero still play the savior watching over us from the shadows?
Posted on: 05/05/14
8 Comments
Chris Young is loved by many, many, Many SSI denizens
Posted on: 05/05/14
26 Comments
Immigrant lands on East Coast, sends NY back to Stone Age
Posted on: 05/01/14
8 Comments
Blast from the Past, dept.
Posted on: 05/01/14
5 Comments
Using Your Noodle, dept.
Posted on: 04/29/14
8 Comments
Cut-down swings have been around for a while now, dude
Posted on: 04/29/14
3 Comments
Posted on: 04/21/14
10 Comments
… of the Mariner experience, that is
Posted on: 04/16/14
8 Comments
And this year, Dr. D actually does need the lineup card
Posted on: 04/14/14
19 Comments
Cold water below, if they don't tighten their strike zones
Posted on: 04/12/14
5 Comments
Pharaoh personally delivers the Tomb Service
Posted on: 04/12/14
2 Comments
Thass' baseball
Posted on: 04/09/14
14 Comments
STOP DA FIGHT
Posted on: 04/08/14
4 Comments
Everybody chippin' in
Posted on: 04/08/14
5 Comments
Tonight, Dr. D likes Chris Young in the 5 slot … check back next week
Posted on: 04/06/14
12 Comments