Postgame

Far be it from *us* to gloat in victory. … !

After the game, luxuriate in the past, present and future of Mariner domination.  Specifically, the most recent three hours' worth.  Men only, unless (obviously) you're a woman who relishes victory.  Leave us savor, lick and wallow in the blood of Orcs gone perished on the Safeco altar.  

And while we're at it, we shall of course monologue on how feeble the Orcs were compared to us, how inevvvvvitable the Orcs' defeat was, how the world will soon be ours, and how James Paxton's 1-2 curve ball was destined to draw a wave and miss from any mortal man.

Posts in this blog:

Up, Up and Awayyyy
M's 4 .....
Posted on: 05/03/13
4 Comments
Posted on: 05/03/13
7 Comments
O's 3 ...
Harang uses 2 pitches - fastball and slider - to lock down lefty O's
Posted on: 05/01/13
... LOOGY Atcha ...
Furbush the forgotten man
Posted on: 05/01/13
... M's 8
M's lineup lookin Dan-G-Russ (for once)
Posted on: 05/01/13
6 Comments
Let's Pick Up Sides
I'll take Morse. Your pick
Posted on: 05/01/13
1 Comments
Orioles 7 ...
RHP Maurer vs stacked LHB Orioles
Posted on: 04/30/13
Maurer's first inning, deconstructed
... continuing the AB-by-AB
Posted on: 04/30/13
1 Comments
..... M's 2
M's bring the "pitcher bats" strategy back to the AL
Posted on: 04/30/13
7 Comments
Orioles 2 ...
"Safeco Joe" runs it to 8 in a row
Posted on: 04/29/13
1 Comments
... Mariners 6
M's lumber crawls out of the coffin
Posted on: 04/29/13
1 Comments
Iwakuma Bored with the American League
M's 2, Angels 1 - spot me an iPod, meat?
Posted on: 04/28/13
5 Comments
M's 2, Angels 1 - It Could Happen (start the ASG)
Iwakuma's lifetime ERA: 2.37. Verlander's lifetime ERA: 3.37.
Posted on: 04/28/13
1 Comments
SSI Hot Seat (top of the inning)
Pilot applying chest and shoulders to the joystick
Posted on: 04/20/13
9 Comments
SSI Hot Seat (bottom of the inning)
M's starters keepin' the door shut
Posted on: 04/20/13
1 Comments
WBC-san Muscles UP
Rangers 1 ...
Posted on: 04/12/13
9 Comments
Whoooo Are Yu
... M's 3 (and it's an early 3)
Posted on: 04/12/13
1 Comments
Call to the bullpen for ... LHP Peter Mark Roget
sometimes ya just Got No Words
Posted on: 04/10/13
14 Comments
Brandon Maurer (and Dr. D) Get Splattered
Is the kid's Best Bet card revoked? Read all about it
Posted on: 04/09/13
3 Comments
Brandon Maurer, AB-by-AB
I'm not a boxing cut man, I just play one on TV
Posted on: 04/09/13
5 Comments
M's 3, AAAAstros 0
SSI reaches for Angels rejects like a hungry man reaching for bread
Posted on: 04/08/13
21 Comments
M's 3, ChiSox 4
Can't win a pennant in week one ... unless you play the 'Stros
Posted on: 04/07/13
5 Comments
Posted on: 04/06/13
11 Comments
M's 2, A's 8 -- Series Split
Dan Fogelberg "and the snow turned into rain" Dept.
Posted on: 04/04/13
9 Comments
A's 6, M's 2
Bazooka'ed
Posted on: 04/03/13
16 Comments
M's 7 ...
Critical Mass, Dept.
Posted on: 04/02/13
10 Comments
.... A's 1
WIRE TO WIRE, bab-eh
Posted on: 04/02/13
3 Comments

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