Postgame

Far be it from *us* to gloat in victory. … !

After the game, luxuriate in the past, present and future of Mariner domination.  Specifically, the most recent three hours' worth.  Men only, unless (obviously) you're a woman who relishes victory.  Leave us savor, lick and wallow in the blood of Orcs gone perished on the Safeco altar.  

And while we're at it, we shall of course monologue on how feeble the Orcs were compared to us, how inevvvvvitable the Orcs' defeat was, how the world will soon be ours, and how James Paxton's 1-2 curve ball was destined to draw a wave and miss from any mortal man.

Posts in this blog:

M's 5, Indians 0
if you spot this man, dial 1-800-REALCLUB
Posted on: 06/09/16
7 Comments
M's 7, Indians 1
stickin' it to The Man
Posted on: 06/08/16
9 Comments
KKKKKKKKKK-Pax
so that's why the paintings used the wrong hand...
Posted on: 06/07/16
3 Comments
M's 16, Padres 13
If you control the zone, he will come ... the guy with extra scoresheets, that is
Posted on: 06/03/16
2 Comments
Riders of the Rohan 13, Orcs 3
Eomer builds a pyramid fire in Safeco
Posted on: 05/26/16
2 Comments
M's 6, Orcs 5
resistance is futile, Dept.
Posted on: 05/25/16
7 Comments
Weekend Update
M's 4-5, Reds 0-4. Sweeeeeep
Posted on: 05/23/16
4 Comments
M's 8, Reds 3
Not pictured: a team you would want to give a 3-run handicap
Posted on: 05/21/16
5 Comments
M's 2, Orioles 5
M's continue to show annoying inability to win all their games
Posted on: 05/19/16
3 Comments
M's 10 ...
M's respond to attempted AL West hijacking with appropriate finesse
Posted on: 05/18/16
... Orioles 0
tough when you have to plead 'mercy rule' ... against a pitching machine
Posted on: 05/18/16
Angels 7-6, 9-7, 3-0 M's
pesky rodent Angels hit Dr. D with cheap shot, knock off his lab goggles
Posted on: 05/17/16
M's 6, Angels 7
we botched it. Dr's R/X: Rage Monstering
Posted on: 05/14/16
2 Comments
Colossus 6, Rays 5
M's imposing some unpleasant flights home nowadays
Posted on: 05/13/16
15 Comments
M's 6, Rays 4
no fruit cup for Drew. The M's are too strict
Posted on: 05/10/16
5 Comments
Lost Weekend FOR Mordor
Billyball less effective when facing 446-foot missiles to the CF tower
Posted on: 05/05/16
3 Comments
Baseball Dorking
Fortunately, I Am Mighty dept.
Posted on: 05/04/16
8 Comments
M's 8, Orcs 2
Why can't we have just a mouthful?
Posted on: 05/04/16
1 Comments
Crib Notes
happy totals, Dept.
Posted on: 05/03/16
6 Comments
Mariners 4, Orcs 3
M's bullpen replaced with near-exact replicas from an alternate universe
Posted on: 05/03/16
5 Comments
Sunday: M's 1, Royals 4
M's with two coin flip games against KC
Posted on: 05/02/16
1 Comments
Saturday: M's 6, Royals 0
the fun is in the tempo, Jase
Posted on: 05/02/16
3 Comments
Mashing off Mo' Better Dawg
Doggy in tropical (AL West) paradise
Posted on: 04/30/16
2 Comments
the KKKKKKarnivore chews on the Lastros
the most interesting predation this year, Dept.
Posted on: 04/27/16
24 Comments
Posted on: 04/26/16
7 Comments
M's 5 ....
where did you say you saw it?
Posted on: 04/23/16
6 Comments
Posted on: 04/23/16
Taijuan Walker, Seattle Mariner
the kid learning to trap some of those roundhouses coming at his chin
Posted on: 04/20/16
1 Comments
M's 2, Indians 1
a scan of the M's BABIP x RISP reveals ...
Posted on: 04/20/16
Felix vs $142M Worth of Innings Eater
Dr. D again advises, Take two wins and call him in the morning
Posted on: 04/15/16
6 Comments

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