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The comments threads have been getting way, WAY out of hand. Dr. D had been wondering what it felt like, to be a Manhattan real estate huckster sitting in a conference room with a half dozen James Mattises glaring over the table at you... in the immortal words of Billy Martin replaying the Pine Tar thing: "Wait, this is like a real game?!"
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PHOENIX GUY SEZ
[Link to comment with table of stolen base kings who never got caught]
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$$ Instead of using the failed Seth Smith, the MARINERS will become baseball's great magnet for GARY REDUS COMPS!! $$ (note the 140 characters) (No, seriously, assuming he gets on base, Jarrod Dyson is Rickey level scary. That will be really fun to watch.)
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G-MONEYBALL SEZ
Seattle's 2016 offense was carried by a 35 year old DH (147 OPS+) and a 33 year old 2B (138 OPS+).
# of 2B seasons over 135 OPS+ for a 2B aged 34 and above: 6 since 1950 (let's leave Nap and Hornsby and Eddie Collins out of it). [More facts ensue which demonstrate that not many players dominated baseball if they were close to 40 years old]
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$$ Dishonest Houston just stated that they will have younger players than we have. IT WON'T HAPPEN! $$ (No, seriously, you do have to figure on a fast-twitch-muscle death tax on Cano and Cruz next year. I don't get it either, why Dipoto seems so taken with the M's 86 wins last year.)
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OBF SEZ
[What am I missing on Karns? What are you guys seeing that I am not?]
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$$ If Jerry Dipoto, or some other entity, truly did not like 270 strikeouts in 265 innings, why give Miller etc for him? So sad. $$
(Look, Nate Karns is dead to me. Drop it. I ain't going to torture myself with his post-Mariner performances any more than I did Randy Johnson's ... or Michael Pineda's .. or Carlos Guillen's .. or Shin-Soo Choo's ... or ... all I can say is if you wanna draft Gallardo ahead of Karns in your 2017-19 keeper league, be my guest. It's your funeral.
There is SOMETHING going on that Nate Karns should be jettisoned for Yovani blinkin' Gallardo. You get that, right? That Nate Karns could be coming into camp instead of Yovani Gallardo, and we took Gallardo knowing for a fact that he won't last till June? Whatever it was, and 8 times out of 10 it was something off the field that was involved somewhere, it is their problem.)
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MO' DAWG SEZ
Thanks Ice. You said it better than me. If Haniger hits .280 with 25 HRs, then we have a much more traditional St. Louis-type OF; Haniger becoming our Hendrick. BTW, Hendrick always had a .300 hitter in LF or CF.
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$$ Reports by the scouting system that Mitch Haniger was a "tweener" OF with limited power were ridiculous & untrue - FAKE NEWS! $$
(kewl Hendrick bit, Keith! This has been one of the most pleasant episodes in the long and storied SSI franchise: the way we are all doing the wave, in unison, over Mitch Haniger. Love it, love it, love it. HERE IS ONE MORE VID, with Haniger throwing his schnozz into the strike zone again, and getting 425 feet despite leaning over a coffee table to swing at the ball.)
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Enjoy,
Dr D