Postgame

Far be it from *us* to gloat in victory. … !

After the game, luxuriate in the past, present and future of Mariner domination.  Specifically, the most recent three hours' worth.  Men only, unless (obviously) you're a woman who relishes victory.  Leave us savor, lick and wallow in the blood of Orcs gone perished on the Safeco altar.  

And while we're at it, we shall of course monologue on how feeble the Orcs were compared to us, how inevvvvvitable the Orcs' defeat was, how the world will soon be ours, and how James Paxton's 1-2 curve ball was destined to draw a wave and miss from any mortal man.

Posts in this blog:

M's Sweep Orcs
And Haniger goes upper tank in back-to-back games
Posted on: 05/14/19
Tuesday pitching Tazoberrry
let's hit the other dugout one-handed
Posted on: 04/23/19
Posted on: 04/03/19
.... M's 6 (4.1.19)
not. so. fast. with that JRod and JKel shtick, kiddies
Posted on: 04/02/19
5 Back Leg Specials
get outta here with that slop, kid
Posted on: 03/29/19
M's 2-and-0 !
absolutely SICK that we stole a #1 for $14m a year
Posted on: 03/21/19
M's 9, Nassssssty Orcses 7 - the Bullpen
you gots one year to live, brother
Posted on: 03/20/19
M's 9, Orcs 4 after 6
discussion thread
Posted on: 03/19/19
M's 3, Cubbies 9
We will take those RP's wherever we can GET them, Pokey
Posted on: 03/09/19
M's Botch Another One, But Still Down 'Only' -5.5 with 23 Left
Maybe they could make some rule about the 7th or something
Posted on: 09/04/18
M's Over A's, 8-7
let's chip in now, Mr. King, please
Posted on: 09/01/18
M's Roll Pesky Rodent A's, 7-1
the joy of sports (and of life)
Posted on: 08/31/18
M's Roll A's, continued
various and sundry
Posted on: 08/31/18
M's 5, Dodgers 4
A "walk-off" balk is a surreal ending, kiddies
Posted on: 08/18/18
M's 2, pesky rodent Orcs 0 in --- > satisfying retaliation
M's find their baser nature in desperate win
Posted on: 08/15/18
Catastrophe Strikes
but we got 42 games left, pokey
Posted on: 08/14/18
Erasmo vs Keuchel: 4-3 M's!
ka-ching yet again
Posted on: 08/12/18
LeBlanc vs Morton: M's 3-2!
beating Houston? Nothing easier
Posted on: 08/11/18
Leake vs Cole: M's 5-2!
any guesses about what lives in my hair
Posted on: 08/11/18
6 Incremental Improvements
4 of which are new ... we hope
Posted on: 08/10/18
M's 8, Astros 6
If hitting is contagious, then....
Posted on: 08/09/18
'Stick, 'Swag, Twin Closers Get M's Back on Track
some guys look like a 0+ ERA standin' still
Posted on: 08/06/18
The M's First Three Pitchers Felix, Warren, Duke
Dr. D is having wayyyy too much fun with this free fall
Posted on: 08/02/18
M's 2, Astros 0 !
ain't it great, the number of LEFTY Zeuses on the 'net?
Posted on: 07/30/18
pesky rodent Angels 5 .....
#3 in the American League in wins at 12-5
Posted on: 07/30/18
... Mariners 8
Most 1st-inning runs since 2013
Posted on: 07/28/18
M's 3-2 Over Giants
And more trade names heating up
Posted on: 07/26/18
A's Trim M's Lead to +1.5
But nothing can depress Dr. D this year
Posted on: 07/24/18
Mariners 8 .....
The M's get 6 RBI from a dead man walking
Posted on: 07/23/18
.... ChiSox 2
Dr. D can't believe what he's seeing from Marc-O
Posted on: 07/23/18

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