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G-MONEY G-MAILBAG
Now that Gordon has found some time to talk hardball, we should put up a tab so he can take questions. Together we can rule the universe as father and son !!! ... well, shtickster and blank starester, anyway.
My own first question would be about Nick Neidert. Don't know the first thing about the guy. And the description of Neidert at the M's site doesn't give me the slightest clue why he would be ranked ahead of Andrew Moore. Isn't Moore what he hopes to be in three years?
Are there major leaguer pitchers who are templates? What's his arsenal, and what things does he have that are ahead of and behind schedule? Assuming he stays healthy, would normal development see him winning X games in Y year?
If you get a chance :- )
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CHRIS HESTON
With all this talk about "fascism"* today, I'm going to find a way to make MLB go to 9-man rotations. Can you imagine? The Mariners would win 117 games. It'd be easy. Just pass a decree that no pitcher is eligible to appear in innings 1-5 more than one time per 10-day period. With this outfield, this lineup, and this 6-9 rotation, we'd make divisional play obsolete.
Heston did show his underbelly on Wednesday. When he centers a fatball, the bad guys will leisurely smack it out of a park with a stick. Three first-pitch Back Leg Specials in two innings. One went barely foul. Also, Heston couldn't hit the mesa behind the park if you gave him a GPS.
Heston is not a star and with his arsenal, will never ever be a star. But he's got a great chance to run a 90-105 ERA when called on. His outing Wednesday didn't worry us in the least. Some days, average/mediocre pitchers don't have it.
But wow, amidst the BB's and HR's there were some filthy mcnasty pitches. Did you see 'em? He threw changeups to lefties that sailed outside their swings like bottle caps. His slow yakker had a real big bite. And what was this, a slider? He threw a set back-to-back-to-back, like trip jacks, to one hitter that got two garbage swings and a tick foul. He came right back with a swerveball on the hands, but it nicked the guy's elbow on 0-2. That kinda day.
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DEATHS GREATLY EXAGGERATED
Mark Twain, the guy who made the above quote, wrote many times about his premonitions of his own and his brother's death. Bing it if that kind of stuff interests you. Twain's dream about his bro' is one of history's most famous (and well-attested, in the sense any such thing could be well-attested.) But only Twain could predict his own death, apparently; other men were always wrong about it.
Felix isn't predicting his death this year and neither is Dr. Detecto. They only give you two pitches in this video, a slider and a 93 MPH painted fastball. But he went 5 scoreless in the Venezuela-USA game Wednesday, which is to say he threw a shutout in an All-Star game. ... well, y'know. It's not bad news.
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Drew Smyly whuffed 8 men in 4.2 innings that game, the last six in a row. Many pitches in this video. His high heat / overhand curve whipsaw were far too much for Altuve, Miggy, Odor and company. The WBC has some moneyed cleanup hitters going, but they're little match when The M's Come Marching In.
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HOT ROD JA-ROD
Hilarious play in the 1st of the Dodger game ... Heston picked a guy off first and then every M's infielder swarmed to the middle of the 1B-2B basepath. When Seager dropped the tag, the runner took off for a wide-open 3B. Only problem was, he couldn't beat the M's left fielder to the bag! ;- )
Next inning Ja-Rod slashed a single to RF and swiped second base with the greatest of ease. He splayed starfish style, hooking himself to second by a cleat as he airplaned by the bag. HEH
The KC fans told us that the man is a joy to watch play. Cindy pointed out how much he looks like Kenny Lofton, moving around, swinging the bat, floating around the bases. I think she's right.
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BEN GAMEL
Got a 2-strike curve ball, and a good curve ball, and sailed it over the power alley fence like it was Home Run Derby. Blowers was as wide-eyed as Dr. D was. He's batting .303 with a .606 SLG now. Like we sez, you don't point at a minor leaguer and say YOU'll be the one. It's Kyle Seager who tells you HE'll be the one, thank you very much. Gamel is a sizzler.
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Enjoy,
Jeff
*fascism isn't when you do microaggressions; fascism is when you shoot your opponents while they sleep so nobody argues with you. America's a pretty fun place to live in, compared to North Korea. Stay thirsty, er, thankful my friends.