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Ramirez is a personal hero because he seems to be made of tougher stuff than ordinary players. Last year he was a plug and play crafty veteran at the ripe old age of 22. Where did he acquire his lifetime of pitching knowledge? It certainly wasn't in Nicaragua as the mainstream media would have you believe. I don't even think they have baseball in Nicaragua. No, it doesn't make sense. The only logical explanations are: Ramirez is a baseball robot sent from the future, or he's an alien. Or maybe he's an alien cyborg. The Nicaragua connection shows that the CIA is involved and this is a coverup.
The documentation is here, but people are conditioned to ignore improbable if inescapable conclusions.