Nebuchadnezzar II style:
Mojician, the greedy one, ruler of the open file, son of Seirawan, destroyer of pawns and dismantler of structures; Having kind and thoughtful concern for the wellbeing of Jemanji and the advanced state of his infirmity, and being fully apprised of his conditions and best wishes, hereby makes the following decree:
For the removal of the heavy yoke and burden of SSI chess champion, thereby freeing Jemanji for more peaceable exploits, I, Mojician humbly challenge to a championship to be held any afternoon this week.
Jemanji is stubborn and unsubmissive and his king is entrenched in unpassable barricades. I will traverse to his side of the board and bring him under my good rule.
My eyes are always focused on the improvement of my structures. For the preservation of my king I will construct a fort worthy of the lofty grandeur of his majesty adorned with fianchettos and defended by knights and castles and many queens and endless chains of glorious pawns.
May my rule be long, peaceful and secure.